Avast, fellow adventurers! Welcome aboard the marvelous vessel helmed by Captain Jonathan, the jolly pirate of the digital seas. Prepare to embark on a whimsical journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a hearty dose of swashbuckling charm. Anchors aweigh!

If I’m an advocate for anything, it’s to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean, or simply across the river. Walk in someone else’s shoes or at least eat their food. It’s a plus for everybody.


Gather ’round and lend an ear as I weave a tale of grandeur and gallivanting across the globe. Cast aside the mundane and set sail with me on a daring escapade from the bustling streets of Los Angeles to the sun-kissed shores of Croatia. It was there, amidst the breathtaking beauty of the Croatian coastline, that my crew and I conjured the enchanting Admiral Zaton, a boutique hotel that would make even the most seasoned traveler swoon with delight.

But hold fast, for our adventure did not end with the creation of this coastal haven. Nay, fate had more in store for us! Love blossomed like a tropical flower, and soon our crew expanded with the arrival of our little scallywag, Roko. Together, we ventured forth, exploring hidden treasures, feasting on local delicacies, and forging bonds with extraordinary souls from every corner of the globe.

How Did The Captain Get Here?

Ah, but no voyage is without its storms. We encountered turbulent waters as the bureaucratic sea threatened to engulf our dreams. Yet, fear not, for the captain’s spirit remains unyielding! With determination as sturdy as our ship’s mast, we weathered the tempest and transformed adversity into a tale of triumph. The chronicles of this incredible odyssey shall soon be penned in my forthcoming book, “When The Tourists Leave.”

Now, here we stand, back on solid ground, ready to regale you with tales of mirth and merriment. Capt. Steezy, as I am affectionately known, invites you to join our merry crew on this rollicking adventure through life. Together, we shall sail the uncharted waters, forever embracing the spirit of exploration and discovery.

We seek not only the thrill of leisurely pursuits but also the hidden stories that breathe life into historical heritage. The allure of boutique hotels and resorts tugs at our adventurous hearts, while the siren call of diverse cultures, mesmerizing destinations, and tantalizing cuisines beckons us ever closer. And let’s not forget the joy of creative endeavors, where imagination knows no bounds.

So What Is Capt. Steezy All About?

Ah, but there’s more treasure to be found! Capt. Steezy is a cunning navigator, unraveling the mysteries of travel hacks and unlocking the secrets of loyalty programs. With a mischievous twinkle in our eyes, we chart a course for memorable escapades and thrilling encounters.

So, hoist the anchor of curiosity and join our merry crew as we sail into the vast expanse of laughter, camaraderie, and sheer delight. Avast, me adventurers! Let the winds of wanderlust carry us to the shores of joy and the treasures of unforgettable memories.